The International Obfuscated C Code Contest returns with its 2024 winners, revealing 23 record-breaking entries after a four-year overhaul. Highlights include a miniature LLM engine, an Intel 4004 emulator, and mind-bending obfuscation feats, all released in under two hours thanks to streamlined infrastructure. This milestone edition underscores the evolving artistry of C programming and sets the stage for future innovation.