A frustrating experience with excessive order confirmation emails highlights how aggressive A/B testing and optimization can create poor user experiences, violating Goodhart's Law.
Online shopping has revolutionized retail, offering unprecedented convenience with just a few clicks. Yet, as the digital marketplace has matured, many retailers have developed a troubling habit that's turning this convenience into a source of frustration: email overload.
I recently experienced this firsthand with a single online purchase that triggered an astonishing chain of ten separate emails:
- Thanks for your order
- Create your account
- We've got your order
- We've shipped your order
- We're expecting your parcel
- We've got your parcel
- Your order is scheduled for delivery
- We've delivered your item (Courier)
- We've delivered your item (Vendor)
- How was your delivery?
- Are you happy with your purchase?
This isn't just an isolated incident—it's becoming the norm across the e-commerce landscape. What's particularly frustrating is that each retailer seems to have their own unique sequence, meaning there's no consistency or predictability to the onslaught.

The optimization paradox
Behind this email bombardment lies a well-intentioned but misguided strategy. Retailers have invested heavily in A/B testing and conversion rate optimization, running countless experiments to determine which email sequences drive the most engagement, reduce cart abandonment, and increase customer lifetime value.
The problem? This is a textbook example of Goodhart's Law in action: "When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure." By optimizing for metrics like open rates, click-through rates, and conversion percentages, companies have lost sight of the actual user experience.
Each individual email might perform well in isolation—high open rates, good engagement metrics—but the cumulative effect is a degraded experience that leaves customers feeling spammed rather than valued. The optimization has created a local maximum that's actually a global minimum for customer satisfaction.
The technical debt of email marketing
This phenomenon represents a form of technical and process debt that's accumulated over years of incremental optimization. Each email in the sequence likely started as a hypothesis: "What if we sent a delivery notification a day early?" or "Would a satisfaction survey increase repeat purchases?"
Individually, these changes might have shown positive results. Cumulatively, they've created a system that's optimized for metrics rather than humans.
Some might argue this is just the cost of doing business in the digital age, but I'd contend it's a solvable problem. The issue isn't that retailers want to communicate with customers—it's that they've lost sight of what constitutes valuable communication versus noise.
Potential solutions
There are several approaches that could address this problem without sacrificing the legitimate need for order communication:
Consolidation and customization: Instead of sending ten separate emails, consolidate information into fewer, more comprehensive messages. Allow customers to choose their communication preferences during checkout—some might want every update, others just the essentials.
Smart sequencing: Implement logic that recognizes when multiple events occur simultaneously. If a package is both shipped and expected to arrive soon, combine those notifications.
Preference centers: Give customers control over the frequency and type of communications they receive. This isn't just good UX—it's also better for deliverability and engagement rates in the long run.
Cross-industry standards: The industry could benefit from standardized communication patterns, similar to how airlines have relatively consistent notification practices for flight updates.
My workaround (and why it shouldn't be necessary)
My current solution is to use a simplelogin alias for each purchase, which I disable immediately after receiving the order confirmation. This prevents the subsequent flood of emails from reaching my primary inbox.
But this feels like treating a symptom rather than the disease. I shouldn't need to employ technical workarounds to avoid being spammed by companies I'm trying to do business with.
The irony is that many of these retailers pride themselves on customer experience and brand building. Yet their email practices actively work against these goals, creating friction in what should be a smooth transaction.
As consumers, we have limited power to change these practices individually, but we can vote with our attention and our wallets. Companies that respect our inbox space and communicate thoughtfully will earn not just our business, but our loyalty.
In the meantime, I'll keep using my email aliases—and hoping that eventually, the industry will recognize that sometimes, less really is more.

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